Things you never knew you needed to know

Do you follow back?

Nope, sorry.

Follow me/check out my blog?

I always feel awkward because if I don’t follow you I seem like an ass. Tbh it just all makes me very uncomfortable, so not really, sorry.

What’s your name/gender/age/stance on waffles?

Emma/female/16 (but mentally around 7)/very positive.

Because I get this question a surprising amount - Do you hate Peeta Mellark/the Everlark ship?

NO. I don’t know what gave you that impression, because I love Peeta, I do. Stanning Gale Hawthorne like it was my motherfucking job doesn’t make me any less prone to liking Peeta.

You suck/you’re a bitch etc.

I’ll keep that lovely constructive criticism in mind, thanks. I’ll just put it in my box labeled ‘People on the internet don’t like me’ and when I’m alone at night I’ll lie in a fetal position on the floor and cry.

OMGGG eww y do u liek Gale he killed Prim and he’s Satan and im team peeta josh hutchkinsons is is hawt.

Congratulations, you’ve just wasted my time and your own. You’re obviously either mentally deficient or just an ass, and, hate to break it to you, neither of them is an endearing quality.

What program do you use to make your gifs/edits?

For gifs I cap with KMPlayer and I edit them in Photoshop CS3. (I have a tutorial for that.) For edits and other things I use CS4.

Why do you use so many tags?

Because they’re the single greatest invention since the BLT.

Why do you curse so much/refuse to use proper grammar and punctuation?

Because I fucking can and because I fucking want to. T’is the internet, young ones, and one does not simply use proper capitalization and syntax when blogging.

You misspelled philosophunculist/slubberdigullion other irrelevant word.

I am truly crushed. All I wanted in life was to impress people online with my spelling. Also, those are actual words. You might benefit from googling them.

What do you look like?

I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

Why don’t you have a proper tagging system?

Because I’m a lazy fucker.

You offend me/you’re not funny/you make too many text posts/you’re as annoying as Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined.

Ok, that’s nice.

Why are you so negative?

Because everything sucks.

What movie/show is this from?

Check the tags, people! It’s most likely in the tags. But if not, ask away. Preferably off anon.

Can I add you on Skype?

Absolutely. Just tell me who you are so I know you’re not a 50-year-old pedophile and we’ll be a-okay! I should add a disclaimer, though, because I do tend to burst out Spice Girls’ lyrics at random intervals, and it’s perfectly all right to tell me to shut up. You can add me at emmlag011.

I think that’ll be all, young fledglings. Should I have failed to answer anything très important you can always mosey down to my askbox and work your magic. (Questions about raisins will be deleted. I fucking hate raisins.)