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There are so many people on tumblr whom I’ve had the pleasure of knowing, and I love you all immensely, I really do. Specifically, these are the people I love more than anything, and make my day better just by being in it. I love you more than I love Diet Pepsi, and you are truly special to me. I’m not good with feelings (yes, Malin, I’m referring to the ‘9’ on that empathy test), but basically they are more amazing and beautiful and funny than they will ever know. 
Malin - My parabatai, my wife, my koala. We’ve often said that our friendship is to 90% built on the fact that we both hate everything and everyone, and I knwo I can always rant away in her ask box about whatever’s on my mind and she’ll reply in kind, caps lock-induced fury and everything. She makes me want to scream in the face of pigeons and is basically Jesus, and the greatest person you will ever meet.
Kaitlyn - Even though I’ve only known her for a few short months, I really do feel like I’ve known her forever. The first time we met we were screaming at each other incoherently and exchanging sleazy innuendos, and our relationship really hasn’t changed since. She’s one of the people on tumblr I feel I could truly talk to about anything, and I love her très mucho, indeed.
Marie - The first time we met we basically sat up until ungodly hours, sobbing over Gale Hawthorne feels and fanfiction. She’s my sobbing soulmate and I could start sobbing into her ask box at 4am over fictional characters and frittatensuppe. She truly understands me and she’s always the first person I turn to when I need someone to keysmash with over Jamie Campbell Bower’s hair. 
Hege - I haven’t known her for very long, but she is basically the sweetest person ever. She’s so lovely and kind, and she never ceases to make me laugh. She has an unhealthy obsession with Peeta Mellark’s buns and one day she and I will eat disgusting toffees and chocolates that tastes like cat food. She’s perfect.
Julia - Except for the fact that she has a strange fetish for dogs, and doesn’t fully appreciate the incomparable beauty of my singing, she is so funny and is one of the kindest people ever. She has hair like butter, and she’s the savior sent to protect us from Hitler. I love her to death, even though she thinks I’m a creep.
Lily - Lily is probably the only one who truly understands my obsession with The Lion King, and even though she has a thing for Indian sex swings, she’s one of the greatest people ever. She’s absolutely hilarious and her blog is perfection.
Raa - Even though I rarely see her online, she is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever known and we’ve had some of the funniest iMessage conversations. I ship her with Josh Hutcherson, and one day I will play Booty Man at their wedding. I have too many derp-y photos of her posing with food that I will ever need, but she’s perfect.
Victoria - We first bonded over our shared love of The Breakfast Club and Emilio Estevez’ dancing (backwards). Even though she frequently tells me how annoying I am, I know she loves me, and her updates on her life are some of the most amusing things ever. Also, she’s very interested in Swedish cheese and lives on a phallic-shaped island. 
Mia - Even though 99% of our conversations lead back to one of the following topics: a) Lukercy b) Luke Castellan c) Luke Castellan and cookies d) Luke Castellan’s penis and… did I say Luke Castellan already? I never knew you could gif one movie that many times, but her gifs are perf and she is such an amazing person. Although Kronos cockblocks our timezones, and we don’t talk nearly as much as we should, she is so funny and I’d steal her some toiletries anytime.
Michal - My husband throws the very best garden parties and we don’t only have 10 imaginary children, but also an internationally best-selling band and condoms made out of lemons. He’s absolutely amazing and perfect, and tbh it’s a damn shame he’s gay, because I wouldn’t mind having his babies one bit. He’s the Stevie to my Miranda and I love him.
Ellie - I haven’t talked to Ellie that much, but not only am I super jealous of her photoshop skills but I am not ashamed to admit I’ve written some strange-ass fanfiction about her and her mailman. She’s super sweet and is basically perfect.

There are so many people on tumblr whom I’ve had the pleasure of knowing, and I love you all immensely, I really do. Specifically, these are the people I love more than anything, and make my day better just by being in it. I love you more than I love Diet Pepsi, and you are truly special to me. I’m not good with feelings (yes, Malin, I’m referring to the ‘9’ on that empathy test), but basically they are more amazing and beautiful and funny than they will ever know. 

Malin - My parabatai, my wife, my koala. We’ve often said that our friendship is to 90% built on the fact that we both hate everything and everyone, and I knwo I can always rant away in her ask box about whatever’s on my mind and she’ll reply in kind, caps lock-induced fury and everything. She makes me want to scream in the face of pigeons and is basically Jesus, and the greatest person you will ever meet.

Kaitlyn - Even though I’ve only known her for a few short months, I really do feel like I’ve known her forever. The first time we met we were screaming at each other incoherently and exchanging sleazy innuendos, and our relationship really hasn’t changed since. She’s one of the people on tumblr I feel I could truly talk to about anything, and I love her très mucho, indeed.

Marie - The first time we met we basically sat up until ungodly hours, sobbing over Gale Hawthorne feels and fanfiction. She’s my sobbing soulmate and I could start sobbing into her ask box at 4am over fictional characters and frittatensuppe. She truly understands me and she’s always the first person I turn to when I need someone to keysmash with over Jamie Campbell Bower’s hair. 

Hege - I haven’t known her for very long, but she is basically the sweetest person ever. She’s so lovely and kind, and she never ceases to make me laugh. She has an unhealthy obsession with Peeta Mellark’s buns and one day she and I will eat disgusting toffees and chocolates that tastes like cat food. She’s perfect.

Julia - Except for the fact that she has a strange fetish for dogs, and doesn’t fully appreciate the incomparable beauty of my singing, she is so funny and is one of the kindest people ever. She has hair like butter, and she’s the savior sent to protect us from Hitler. I love her to death, even though she thinks I’m a creep.

Lily - Lily is probably the only one who truly understands my obsession with The Lion King, and even though she has a thing for Indian sex swings, she’s one of the greatest people ever. She’s absolutely hilarious and her blog is perfection.

Raa - Even though I rarely see her online, she is one of the most amazing people I’ve ever known and we’ve had some of the funniest iMessage conversations. I ship her with Josh Hutcherson, and one day I will play Booty Man at their wedding. I have too many derp-y photos of her posing with food that I will ever need, but she’s perfect.

Victoria - We first bonded over our shared love of The Breakfast Club and Emilio Estevez’ dancing (backwards). Even though she frequently tells me how annoying I am, I know she loves me, and her updates on her life are some of the most amusing things ever. Also, she’s very interested in Swedish cheese and lives on a phallic-shaped island. 

Mia - Even though 99% of our conversations lead back to one of the following topics: a) Lukercy b) Luke Castellan c) Luke Castellan and cookies d) Luke Castellan’s penis and… did I say Luke Castellan already? I never knew you could gif one movie that many times, but her gifs are perf and she is such an amazing person. Although Kronos cockblocks our timezones, and we don’t talk nearly as much as we should, she is so funny and I’d steal her some toiletries anytime.

Michal - My husband throws the very best garden parties and we don’t only have 10 imaginary children, but also an internationally best-selling band and condoms made out of lemons. He’s absolutely amazing and perfect, and tbh it’s a damn shame he’s gay, because I wouldn’t mind having his babies one bit. He’s the Stevie to my Miranda and I love him.

Ellie - I haven’t talked to Ellie that much, but not only am I super jealous of her photoshop skills but I am not ashamed to admit I’ve written some strange-ass fanfiction about her and her mailman. She’s super sweet and is basically perfect.





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